adapted by Catherine Marien from FLSaucy
The Dog Hause. Funny animal stuff
Bulldogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Bulldogs miss you when you're gone.
Bulldogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
Bulldogs admit when they're jealous.
Bulldogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Bulldogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
Bulldogs do not make comments while you're driving.
Bulldogs are easy to buy for.
Bulldogs understand what "no" means.
Bulldogs mean it when they kiss you.
Why A Bulldog Is Better Than A Woman
A bulldog's parents will never visit you.
A bulldog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
A bulldog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
A bulldog only barks when it is necessary
A bulldog never expects you to telephone.
A bulldog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
A bulldog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
A bulldog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog
A bulldog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
The later you are, the happier your bulldog is to see you.
A bulldog does not shop.
